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Hmmm! Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, and they swim all over you.
— Sebastian, The Little Mermaid

Hello! I’m a juvenile (recently seventeen) and somewhat nihilistic high school senior from San Francisco. I admire many blogs and have started to write a little bit about the joys of being a teenager. Here are my chief attributes:

  • My passions are music, reading, learning, and drinking.
  • I like string quartets, Marge Piercy, belly dancing, Scrabble, modern opera, smoking, Nabokov, stories set on the moor/heath, SF’s amazing wealth of cheap takeout, making mixes, and runway fashion.
  • I hate WWF, the concept and looks of comfort shoes, artificially flavored chips, people who refer to “the media,” wet feet, Cosmo (the magazine, not the drink), Microsoft Word, basketball, “green” and “red” as marketing schemes, hamburgers, debilitating nervousness, American Apparel’s attempt to bring back the fanny pack…

In order to remain anonymous to psycho stalkers and prospective colleges, I’ve decided to adopt Jane Doe as an alias– Jane is my middle name, plus I love that the moniker gives me this image of a fifties housewife. Like, “Hi, I’m Jane! I love the Eisenhower Doctrine and baking pies!”

I hope you find something here that interests you.


Written by jane

August 31, 2008 at 12:22 AM

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  1. You’re funny. :)


    March 25, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    • Hey, I wanted to reach out to you because we thought you might be interested in helping a great cause! Staples has teamed up with Do Something.org and Ciara to get teens like you across the country to donate school supplies to low-income students and we need your help! Find out how you can get involved by checking out our page http://www.facebook.com/dosomething101.


      June 24, 2009 at 11:48 AM

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