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I Hate Twilight, postscript

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Today, a bunch of helicopters woke me up.

You see, the Hot Topic at my local mall had the brilliant idea of hosting a meet-and-greet with Robert Pattinson, the star of the new Twilight movie. Apparently the first helicopters brought the star and his entourage; the second batch held reporters. The only problem was, about 2,500 too many fangirls showed up (it’s becoming more and more clear that when it comes to Twilight, they just keep coming and coming). I’m not sure what saddens me more: that fans who waited up to six hours to meet a guy who plays a vampire were turned away, or that they were turned away from Hot Topic. I noticed that about a third of my classmates were mysteriously absent from school today; I sincerely hope they were smoking or vacationing with their families, not at Stonestown.

Also, is it just me or does Pattinson look more like a werewolf than a vampire? I’m not sure if this is a promotion picture or how the actor usually looks, but I think he’s too brawny and tan to be a vampire.

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Written by jane

November 10, 2008 at 6:44 PM

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  1. Yeah, when someone’s not making him up, he looks a little too… unwashed. (And now there are rumors that he in fact does not bathe frequently! Ew…)

    However, when he IS made up (see Vanity Fair or GQ photo shoots) I think he’s pretty hot.

    The smoking kills any possibility of my actually dating him, though. (Clearly his ignorance of my existence, and my wonderful boyfriend of 3.5 years, are much smaller hurdles.)

    Kristan

    March 25, 2009 at 6:05 PM


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